Everything is a subscription 👹 now, not only do we pay a hefty price for cameras, Sony's in particular, but now Sony wants more money from us 🥀🌸CREATORS🌷 to use all the camera's features in post. And of course it is a subscription 👹, what else!
I present to you 🙌Catalyst Prepare Plug-in🙌, a free crippled plug-in for (crippled) Sony cameras - I kid you not. Or if you fork additional extortion money, a (semi) full (semi) featured (kind of) plug-in on a subscription 👹 plan for $99/year (at the moment, I'll bet you it will increase way faster than inflation):
The price for the rip-off annual plan is determined by the rabbit in the hat, and by the way, we can cripple the software any time you won't see your money back. So long suck3r! Err, we meant to say: 🦌Dear 🥀🌸CREATOR🌷!Brought to you by Sony 💪uber functional😵 🙌Imagine Edge Software Division🙌 . I would not touch this 💩 with a yard long stick. But we Sony offer you this gift, oh revered 🥀🌸CREATOR🌷.
The Free features of this 🙌amazing🙌 plug-in are as follow:
1) Color Adjustment (Exposure Index, LUT, ISO.)
2) Importing Shots Marks
3) Importing OK/NG/KEEP Flags.
The give me rent money or go 👆 yourself SUBSCRIPTION 👹 ONLY features are:
1) Image stabilization and Lens Breathing Compensation. (Not supported by any cameras at the moment.)
You see there is a WATERMARK HERE if you wish not to pay for the subscription 👹. Really, really we do care.
Whoa! I'm floored! Wonderful! Delicious! Oh! So pretty Sony!
Hmmmm. Hard sell Sony. Nixing in-camera IS and in-camera BC for what? More work later in post?
OK basically Sony wants 🥀🌸CREATORS'🌷 money for features every single NLE already have, and for the privilege of using a newer (crippled) Sony camera and for doing in post what other cams do in the box.
Yo! IS and BC are available in post man!
Not a feature Sony. Bad premises Sony. Going backward Sony.
Only available for Premiere Pro, how about FCP? Avid MC? Resolve? Everything else? Uh?, as of now it's: 👆 yourself losers, it's Premiere or nothing. We Sony tell you 🦌Dear 🥀🌸CREATORS🌷 what to use, not the other way around.
Not looking forward to the future according to Sony.
Hey Mr Sony, how about interchangeability in post? I guess whomever bleeds for the subscription first (hey dude I bought this cool cam, look, shit I need to pay more dough to actually use all these cool features... OK I'm a suck3r already, here is more $ Sony), will have to convert all the footage with baked-in IS and lens BC. Actually it doesn't even deliver the BC part, that's for later, but we'll take your money now anyway, cause you know, F.👆.C.K Y.👆.U. 🦌🦌🦌Dear, Dear 🥀🌸CREATOR🌷.
All The Best, Have fun with our cameras!
Now we want to take over post.
Signed: 👹👹👹 Sony Imaging Division 👹👹👹
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